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10 Sexiest Cartoon Women

 

By: bluedevil2kCreated: 4-14-2008List Contest: Staff not Eligible

The most wonderful thing about cartoon women is, no matter how old you get, they stay the same age. Throw in the fact that they usually have unrealistic bodies, super powers, and/or a tendency to do whatever they're told, and you have yourself the nearly perfect woman ... the only downside is the fact that they are mere fantasies. But, given that girls like Giselle and Adriana are mere fantasies, and you have no shot at them just like you have no shot at these cartoon women, it's worth taking some time to figure out, who is ... The Sexiest Cartoon Woman.

Deep down beneath the stay-at-home mom front of this woman, and you find the deep rooted sexual desire of the hermaphrodite underneath. Plus, she gets a double-bell ringing endorsement from Chef, and he knows his women like he knows his chocolate salted balls.

As Stan Smith says boldly, there's "no way in hell I'd marry the ugly chick". Francine is known around town for her good looks, perfect breasts, and never-say-no attitude towards life. Plus, she was a cheerleader in high school!

Much appreciation goes to a woman who looks damn good in the white hide of a skinned sabre-tooth tiger. Many arguments will start over Wilma vs. Betty, but surely Fred would beat and drag only the hottest and sexiest (and most in heat) women to his cave to impregnate, and Barney would surely get Fred's table scraps. In the days of survival of the fittest, the red head wins out.

Any woman who had no house work to do, and no job, would always be in the best mood at all times, and fair game for anything your dirty little mind could think up, right? Ok, that's probably a fantasy as well. But, factor in the belief that this woman has hundreds of years of advanced sexual knowledge over all her competitors, building off all the acquired knowledge of every other woman on this list.

This sexy mother of 3 hasn't aged a day in her nearly 20 years on television. That tall blue hair only adds to her exotic wildness, and the fact that she's stuck with Homer this long shows that she doesn't have high standards, especially good for most of our readers. You can get your pick of her muscular and on steroids (like ARod probably does), or with giant breast implants, or just plain old normal Marge. There's a Marge for every taste and every turn-on.

This hot red head is best described by her own husband as a "dirty hustler, a filthy, stinky prostitute, a foul venereal disease carrying, street walking whore". You can't argue with the man that knows her best. Added bonus: she comes from money, one of the richest men in Rhode Island.

4 - Daphne

The babe from Scooby Doo was never much help in actually solving the case, but with the pot-fiend Shaggy and the lesbian Velma around, there wasn't much else for Fred to do during his down time than show her his own "Mystery Machine".

3 - Leela

We'll just have to go with the assumption that the only mutation on Leela is her one eye, and that everything else (and I mean everything else) is the same as a normal Earth woman. Though she downplays her sexuality on the show, we all know that Fry has been hitting that for years.

Probably the least known woman on this list, Kim Possible is a high school secret undercover agent. The key words there being, of course, "high school" and "undercover".

By far the sexiest body on this list, it might be the sexiest body ever conceived on paper or in real life. Jessica Rabbit has come to define "sexy cartoon", as all other woman have strived to match it. (Just a tip: DO NOT do a Google Image search for Jessica Rabbit with Safe Search off if you are at work!).

  

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Niiice (guest) says:
4-14-2008 8:56 am

Strange how many are red heads


penaut butter (guest) says:
5-12-2008 11:05 am

daphne is hot the only problem i have is when she kidnaped the kidnapers dont take advantage of the fact she is tied up and gagged shes helpless why not smack her ass or go up her skirt and run your hand along her hot legs


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