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| By: bluedevil2k | Created: 4-14-2008 | List Contest: Staff not Eligible |
The most wonderful thing about cartoon women is, no matter how old you get, they stay the same age. Throw in the fact that they usually have unrealistic bodies, super powers, and/or a tendency to do whatever they're told, and you have yourself the nearly perfect woman ... the only downside is the fact that they are mere fantasies. But, given that girls like Giselle and Adriana are mere fantasies, and you have no shot at them just like you have no shot at these cartoon women, it's worth taking some time to figure out, who is ... The Sexiest Cartoon Woman.

Much appreciation goes to a woman who looks damn good in the white hide of a skinned sabre-tooth tiger. Many arguments will start over Wilma vs. Betty, but surely Fred would beat and drag only the hottest and sexiest (and most in heat) women to his cave to impregnate, and Barney would surely get Fred's table scraps. In the days of survival of the fittest, the red head wins out.

Any woman who had no house work to do, and no job, would always be in the best mood at all times, and fair game for anything your dirty little mind could think up, right? Ok, that's probably a fantasy as well. But, factor in the belief that this woman has hundreds of years of advanced sexual knowledge over all her competitors, building off all the acquired knowledge of every other woman on this list.

This sexy mother of 3 hasn't aged a day in her nearly 20 years on television. That tall blue hair only adds to her exotic wildness, and the fact that she's stuck with Homer this long shows that she doesn't have high standards, especially good for most of our readers. You can get your pick of her muscular and on steroids (like ARod probably does), or with giant breast implants, or just plain old normal Marge. There's a Marge for every taste and every turn-on.

By far the sexiest body on this list, it might be the sexiest body ever conceived on paper or in real life. Jessica Rabbit has come to define "sexy cartoon", as all other woman have strived to match it. (Just a tip: DO NOT do a Google Image search for Jessica Rabbit with Safe Search off if you are at work!).
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4-14-2008 8:56 am
Strange how many are red heads
5-12-2008 11:05 am
daphne is hot the only problem i have is when she kidnaped the kidnapers dont take advantage of the fact she is tied up and gagged shes helpless why not smack her ass or go up her skirt and run your hand along her hot legs
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