You need to get the scarring image of Miranda's boobs out of your head.

.....and by a Cosmopolitan, I mean a beer...and by 1, I mean a case.

You wouldn't ask a marathon runner to run another 26.2 the next day. We need recovery time.

She's going to need it on DVD to "complete" her collection of all 6 seasons. When that time comes, under no circumstances will you be the one to purchase it.

That'd be more emasculating than having to buy feminine hygiene products.

You'll thank me.

You have to get through the movie somehow. The easiest way is being drunk.

First, smuggle a pint of Jack in her purse. If you get busted, don't worry the ushers will by sympathetic. Then start playing. The rule(s) are simple:

1.) Everytime Carrie changes an outfit....drink

That should have you drunk in the first 4 minutes and 38 seconds.