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A List of Demands to Watch 'Sex and the City'

By: Saban21

Created:5-29-2008

Let's face it, one way or another you're going to get dragged to Sex and the City. So, let's make the most of it. Here is a list of demands that you are entitled to for sitting through 148 minutes of pain.

6 - She Buys You 1 Cosmopolitan....

.....and by a Cosmopolitan, I mean a beer...and by 1, I mean a case.

5 - You Are Chick-Flick Free for 6 Months

You wouldn't ask a marathon runner to run another 26.2 the next day. We need recovery time.

4 - You Won't Be the One to Buy it on DVD

She's going to need it on DVD to "complete" her collection of all 6 seasons. When that time comes, under no circumstances will you be the one to purchase it.

That'd be more emasculating than having to buy feminine hygiene products.

3 - Every sexual act Samantha does, Your Girlfriend Does for You

You'll thank me.

2 - 'Sex and the City' Drinking Game During the Movie

You have to get through the movie somehow. The easiest way is being drunk.

First, smuggle a pint of Jack in her purse. If you get busted, don't worry the ushers will by sympathetic. Then start playing. The rule(s) are simple:

1.) Everytime Carrie changes an outfit....drink

That should have you drunk in the first 4 minutes and 38 seconds.