Become Famous with No Discernible Talent
By: keysharkCreated: 3-21-2008List Contest: Staff not Eligible

 

There are plenty of examples of people becoming famous without having any talent whatsoever. In most of those cases there was a formula followed which eventually landed them on the D-List. It looks something like:

Get 15 minutes -> Parlay that -> Get on D-List
With the internet, getting 15 minutes is relatively common these days. It's the parlaying which separates the people who make it, and the people who fizzle out. The parlaying usually involves Reality TV or a Sex Tape to take them to the next level. This parlaying can occur over and over again and can someone onto the A-List.

Here's a list of ways to do it:

Cause Drama

Parlay: Your own drama-filled reality show series

New York (Tiffany Pollard) caused more drama than anyone else in Flavor of Love and got a reality show of her own. She had the one-two punch with her over-the-top mother.

Be the Best Friend of Someone Famous

Parlay: Become anorexic for publicity

Nicole Richie got a reality show series The Simple Life for being Paris’ friend. She managed to become a gossip queen by being anorexic and an outlandish dresser.

Become the Life of the Party

Parlay: Make a sex tape

It helps when you're from a distinguished family and watch your notoriety take off. Paris Hilton was one of the few who continued to parlay with good marketing to get all the way to the A-List. She had a way to make sure people kept talking about her.

Use Other's Misfortune

Parlay: Reality show about 15 More Minutes of Fame

Chris Crocker managed to get just enough of a following to spread his Leave Britney Alone melodrama to get 15 minutes. Now he’s moving up to reality TV.

Get Millions to Be Your Friend

Parlay: Bisexual reality dating show

With a strong personality, Tila Tequila was able to harness the rise of Social Networking and cross the bridge into traditional media such as television.

Be the Hooker of The Governor of NY

Parlay: Girls Gone Wild videos

Ashley Dupre got 15 minutes for being one of the most infamous hookers. She now has done 7 Girls Gone Wild videos, and I can only imagine where she's going next.

Lose 240 lbs

Parlay: Subway spokesman

Jared Fogle became famous (though probably not invited to Brad Pitt's Christmas party) for losing weight and getting some good publicity. Went from total loser to a rich b!tch.

Pass Amateur Porn off as a Sex Tape

Parlay: Reality show about your family.

The "sex tape" wave was coming in, and why not catch it to get 15 minutes. Kim Kardashian later parlayed with hanging out with Paris, an engagement to Reggie Bush, appearing in Playboy, and a reality TV show.


  

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