Life's Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck
By: keyshark Created:2-14-2008 List Contest: Staff not Eligible

 

For life's tough moral questions, a father figure isn't enough and a much wiser source is needed. That's when I turn to Nip/Tuck.

Being bottomed is being a good dad

...when your wife is a meth addict and you need the money for baby food

Doing a shemale is not ok....

...when it has not completed the surgery. Then you need to kick it's ass to validate that you like women

Always have a doll...

...that looks like your best friend's ex-fiancee and future daughter in-law

'Bag it and Tag it' when she's fat

Fat girls don't have feelings like you or I. They like wearing paper bags in bed and they're just happy to do anything to have someone touch them.

Sleep with your best friend's girl

What kind of friend doesn't share? Besides, if she's that much of a skank, if it's not you, it's someone else. You're doing him a favor.

Doing a shemale is ok....

...when she's completed the surgery, and she's Jean Grey from the X-Men. Hey, if she looks good enough, and you're ugly, who's to judge.

Trading a girl for a car is ok...

...when the car is a Lamborghini



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