Jimmy Kimmel started dating Sarah in 2002. And even though she's Fucking Matt Damon, Jimmy had his revenge w/ Ben Affleck, and now things are back on track.

Sure, Sarah's not the traditional hot, but more hot like your best friend's sister. You know you're not supposed to like her, but you can't resist.

Jamie Kennedy and Mena dated in 2006. She's with some other guy now...so I assume it's off.

In Living Color must have been popular with the ladies, because Keenen Wayans is the other alumni on the list. He's been dating Brittany since 2007.

Dane Cook is not funny and should not be on this list. It's not confirmed that him and Jessica ever hooked up. But given that everyone is doing Jessica, and she's nice to look at, they made the cut.

Jim Carrey has been dating Jenny since 2006. Certainly not a good looking man, but then again, he was Ace Ventura.

Howard Stern started dating Beth in 2000, right after Carmen Electra.

David Spade dated Kristy from '96-'97 when he was a nobody (finch from Just Shoot Me). In addition to Kristy, David's resume includes:

Pamela Anderson
Teri Hatcher
Carmen Electra
Heather Locklear
Lindsay Lohan
Krista Allen
Jillian Grace (his baby's momma)

Even Justin Timberlake doesn't have that record.

Joe Rogan supposedly dated Kristin according to WhosDatedWho.com. Joe was originally a stand up comic and you've probably seen him on YouTube attacking Carlos Mencia for stealing material.

Jon Stewart dated Cindy back in '94. And sure Jon is a decent looking guy, but come on...Cindy in '94 and no Daily Show...she was way out of his league.

Jay Mohr and Nikki got married in 2005. His Last Comic Standing show must have impressed her, because it wasn't his looks.