Location: Chicago, Illinois

Every man loves sports, so it was imperative that a sports stadium be included on this prestigious list. This was by far the hardest category to choose a winner. Depending on your sport of choice, you could have also chosen Lambeau Field, Cameron Indoor Stadium or Old Trafford. However, ultimately you have to choose Wrigley Field because it's America's pasttime, the sport that Americans call their own, the sport that a father teaches his son, and where Presidents throw out the first pitch. Plus, you can drink beer in the bleachers and throw the baseball back after the other team hits a home run.

Wrigley Field isn't the oldest stadium in baseball, and it's been a long long time since the team saw a championship in baseball (before they used Wrigley). However, nothing gives the sports fan an experience like sitting in the right-field bleachers at Wrigley for an afternoon ball game. The fans are raucous, the beer is free-flowing, and the game an experience like nothing else you can experience in any other major league ballpark. There's something special about a day game, and watching the ball bounce off the ivy in the outfield (if you can still see of course). Plus, if you're lucky enough to catch another team's home run, you get to throw it back. Finally, in a city with two major league baseball teams, it's remarkable that 90% of its residents cheer for the Cubbies. When you have fans like that, you have to be doing something special.

Wrigley Field is one of the 7 Wonders of the Male World because it is THE sporting venue that every male must watch a game in before he dies. At Wrigley Field, there is more than simply watching the game, it's experiencing the game, and everything that goes with the balls & strikes.

Location: Zhenfeng, Guizhou province, China

The mountain is known locally as dual breast mountain. The mountain is used as a place of worship by the community. Locals come to the foot of the mountain during weddings believing it will bring them goodness and fortune. It is also believed that those who can climb to the top of each of the moutains will be blessed with a woman who maintains perfect and sacred breasts throughout her entire life. The climb is much tougher than it appears though, as the very tops (the nipples of the mountain) are sheer and require equipment to scale. Nevertheless, the opportunity to be blessed with a woman who maintains perfect breasts may be worth the risk of life and limb.

The Sacred Boob Mountains are one of the 7 Wonders of the Male World for the opportunity to be blessed with a woman with perfect breasts for the remainder of your life.

Location: Maranello, Italy

There is no other car like it in the world. The Ferrari defines man's primal urges to drive a fast, powerful, and beautiful car. The tradition of its excellent cars, combined with its beautiful design make the Ferrari the best car in the world.

These cars are more art than machine, as it takes 21 days for a Ferrari to get made, compared to 12 hours for a standard Detroit built American car. The artwork and attention in design goes into every facet of the car - engine molds are built by hand, every corner and edge sanded to perfection. The metal used to create the motor is smelted on site and poured into the one-time use mold. The engine is then built by hand over 8 hours. The car frame itself is molded by specialists who have done nothing but make Ferrari molds for dozens of years. The leather seats are stiched by hand to your chosen color. The interior of the car is screwed together by hand ensuring a proper and perfectly fitting car. As its designers remind everyone, a car that is this powerful and this fast cannot be built by a machine, because everything must be absolutely perfect.

Here is a video tour of the factory, where you can see how this car is put together.

The Ferrari Factory is one of the 7 Wonders of the Male World simply for the opportunity to see a work of art being built, to see how the Ferrari comes together, and what it takes to built the most perfect car in the world.

Location: Amarillo, Texas

The Big Texas Steak Ranch is home to the 72 oz. steak, where if you can eat it in 1 hour, it's free. The steak measures in at about 4 1/2 pounds of beef. About 42,000 people have attempted to eat the steak, and 8000 have succeeded. The youngest successful gorger was 11 years old, and the oldest a 69 year old grandmother. The fastest time ever recorded was from Cincinnai Reds pitcher Frank Pastore, who did it in 9 minutes (this comes out to about 8 oz. a minute, or about 1 normal sized steak every minute). The Big Texan claims the actual fastest time is 90 seconds by a hungry tiger, but we'll stick with the human record here. Finally, professional wrestler Klondike Bill ate two of the steaks in the 1 hour time limit, another record.

For those of you brave enough to attempt this feat of strength, the Big Texan reserves a special raised platform so that the entire restaurant can see you in your efforts. Your weapons in battle - a fork, a knife, two shakers of salt, and a glass of beer.

The Big Texan Steak Ranch is one of the 7 Wonders of the Male World for offering man a giant slab of beef, cooked to perfection, and letting you eat it for free in exchange for the simple task of consuming it in its entirety. Man at its simplest - eat and be merry.

Location: Munich, Germany

When it comes to beer, nothing can compare to the Hofbräuhaus for quality of beer, and especially volume of beer. Though there are lots of flavors of beer, lots of colors, lots of frilly things you can do to change the flavor of a beer, Hofbräuhaus knows how to do beer right, and offers one beer and one beer only...it's own. It also doesn't have sizes, it simply offers a Masskrug full of beer (Masskrug = about a quart).

This removes any complexity when it comes to ordering a beer, and allows you to simply order "ein Bier bitte", and get a giant glass of delicious beer in no time. Another added bonus is that Germany doesn't have those silly "alcoholic limit" rules like the USA does. The Hofbräuhaus beer comes in at a healthy 5.2% alcohol level, about 20-30% more than that of your standard beer in the US. So, drinking a masskrug of beer at the Hofbräuhaus is like drinking 3 cans of US beer.

The Hofbräuhaus is one of the 7 Wonders of the Male World because it offers beer in vast quantities and quality and doesn't mess around with all that non-serious stuff. It delivers its beers cold, tall, and very alcoholic.

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Not just any strip club can make this distinguished list, only the World's Biggest Strip Club can enjoy that privelage. The Sapphire is not just a club, it's more like a Strip Stadium! The building offers 71,000 sq feet of floor space, and on weekends you can find up to 1000 girls working there. If you can't find the girl you're looking for in that group of dancers, there's something definitely wrong with you. The club also offers topless bull riding - you haven't seen a girl ride a bull until you see her do it topless and in assless chaps.

Anyone who's ever been to any Vegas strip club knows that they don't mess around with their girls either. They are usually the hottest and most exotic women you will find on the planet. Plus, if you visit them on weekends, they feature the hottest women from the LA and Dallas scenes as well, as they fly in for the weekends (this is a very true myth). 1000 of these hot exotic women are enough to make any man hop a cab directly there from the airport.

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club is one of the 7 Wonders of the Male World for creating the biggest strip club in the world, and giving every man the opportunity to know what it's like to be in the same room as 1000 strippers.

Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

It's no secret that Brazil features the most beautiful women in the world, and seems to have a factory producing supermodels. The likes of Giselle Bundchen and Adriana Lima call Brazil home. In fact, the girls of Brazil all look like these women. The country is just full of the hottest women on the planet.

In addition to the incredibly hot women, Brazil is also home to the smallest bikinis in the world. They even have Brazilian word for these types of bikinis - "schwiiiiing bikinis". Translated loosely, that means "dental floss bikinis". The Brazilian women simply believe that the body is beautiful and there is no reason to hide any part of it. This belief in natural beauty leads to bathing suits that are there for convenience only, because there's not much function at all. Here are some excellent examples of the dental floss bikini in action.

When you combine the beautiful women of Brazil with the bathing suits in Brazil, and throw that all on a beautiful beach, what results is Ipanema Beach. The undisputed #1 beach in the world for beautiful women, you can walk the mile-long beach with your tongue never able to stay in your mouth. There's simply too many women and too little material to keep your concentation. This beach is truly the best beach in the world, and should be a required visit when visiting Rio de Janeiro whether on vacation or there simply for the beaches.

Ipanema Beach is one of the 7 Wonders of the Male World because it serves as the finest example in the world of what can happen when you combine the hottest women in the world with the hottest bikinis in the world, and put them all out on one beach together.