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November Epic List Leaders

BlueDevil's Teaser Picks

Week 9:

  Packers -10 adjusted to -3 (Bucks)
  Houston +9 adjusted to +16 (Colts)

Week 8: Lose

  Houston -3 adjusted to +4 (Buffalo)
  Indy -12 adjusted to -5 (San Fran)

2009 Record: (6-2)
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