You got to look cool while kicking ass.

Ninjas are at home in any environment.

Ninjas can jump from great heights and land unscathed.

Kicking soccer balls while flipping backwards is a necessity.

That's a sure way to get your ass kicked in the next Ninjas vs. Pirates fight.

You got to be able to pick up the ladies some how. Ninjas need loving too.

Just skip the first 60 seconds of this video (unless you want to learn how boring a Ninja can be)