| By: Saban21 | Created:8-01-2008 | List Contest: August |
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Like any male of gambling age, I have been on a flight or two to Vegas for a weekend of "savings cleansing" and venues of ill repute. I've come to realize there are a few tell-tale signs that you are on your way to a place which destroys men.

As soon as the flight lands and the bags are grabbed it's time to hit the tables. There is no time for changing. Instead of the usual khaki and polo shirt flight attire, there's the unbuttoned shirt with shiny suit to feign the appearance of being casual, yet having money. Little do these guys realize that any decent vegas gold digger can spot your Men's Warehouse suit a mile away.

If the neon lights, hot girls, and the ringing slot machines weren't enough to keep you awake till 7am, Red Bull guy still feels the need to pre-load as much caffeine as possible. While he'll say it's to keep his poker game "sharp", you can also find this guy ordering a Jack & Coke every time the drink girl comes around.

Many strippers make the weekend trip to Vegas to get the high-paying work. While they are normally in street attire, you can always spot these girls carrying their pet Chihuahua, enhanced chest, with no rich guy sitting next to them.
Say 'hi' now because once that flight lands and her war-paint is on, it'll cost you $20.























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