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How to Spot a Jersey Native
| By: Saban21 | Created:6-09-2008 | List Contest: June |
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People from Jersey are a different breed. Unduely...they have more pride than most any other state.
Thanks to Hot Chicks with Douchebags for having so much material.
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11 - Smell: Old Spice
Old Spice is so popular because it's strong enough to overpower the rest of the Jersey smell.
10 - Necklace: Gold
Because nothing shows class like gold chains.
8 - Shirts: "Witty"
Jersey idolizes Derek Zoolander for his life accomplishments and does Blue Steel in tribute to him.
Of course everyone remembers the original Blue Steel Gone Bad:
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6-09-2008 11:56 am
Please everyone, let me emphasize that this is NORTH JERSEY, not all of New Jersey. In South Jersey, we hate these people just as much as you
6-09-2008 12:00 pm
get to the chopper.
6-09-2008 12:02 pm
Agreed, anyone north of Exit 120 on the Parkway falls under this douchebaggery.
6-09-2008 12:03 pm
The sad part is this is really how these douchebags are all over the northern part of NJ. Its disgusting and we should be more concerned with getting rid of these tools then we are with getting rid of terrorists. The jackoffs in NJ are a far bigger threat.
6-09-2008 12:07 pm
i'm from north jersey. anddddddd it's true. f#cking sucks.
6-09-2008 12:16 pm
i am a native new jersian, this is a sad sad thing that has happened to our state, it cannot be helped, steroids will no doubt overpower our water system and breed these f#ckers quicker than zombies. i don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that this issue has come to national attention. pity me, i am from north jersey
6-09-2008 12:17 pm
It's time we take a stand people....lets round them all up and dump them over the Driscoll Bridge into the Raritan River.
6-09-2008 12:17 pm
South Jersey rules!! Sea Isle City bars FTW!! North Jersey= orange fagolas
6-09-2008 12:35 pm
The "Hard Look" is actually an English Douchebag and multi-millionaire car salesman.
6-09-2008 12:36 pm
It's a real shame that these douchebags are the overall ambassadors of my good ol' state. Assholes.
6-09-2008 12:38 pm
north jersey should just be given to newyork. south jersey to penn.
6-09-2008 12:43 pm
Please don't lump these fools with New Yorkers. While there may be many people in New York who are themselves douchebags, it is almost impossible to avoid it, considering the vast amount of people that live in New York. I say we make Northern Jersey secede from the Union and then obliterate them with WMDs.
6-09-2008 12:43 pm
Much of my family lives in NJ, and they complain about this. I hope to go to Rutgers for college, and I hope these douche bags aren't swarming the campuses.
6-09-2008 12:43 pm
I say we bomb those f#cking douchebags
6-09-2008 1:16 pm
I still don't understand how they get such hot chicks...these guys are beyond douchebags and, dare I say, tools...is there a word to even describe this ? Just seeing these pics sends me into a violent rage!
6-09-2008 1:22 pm
The kids pictured at the very bottom are from New York, my college roommate lived in Brooklyn and they went to his high school. I submit to you folks that most of these D-Bags are actually from New York.
6-09-2008 1:48 pm
Exit 117, few of these douchebags here, but many up above. ...tools
6-09-2008 1:57 pm
Douche bags with blowouts trying to look like Italian circus clowns have feelings too....
6-09-2008 1:58 pm
You're wrong this isn't North Jersey, OR South Jersey. These interesting folks actually originate from the Central Jersey SHORE.
6-09-2008 2:10 pm
these people need to be sterilized
6-09-2008 2:11 pm
dude. long island. seaside heights/park. rutgers. Im from bergen county and those people are a rare breed here. central jersey is where those clowns come from
6-09-2008 2:11 pm
This is most certainly central, NJ shore assholes that probably all come from Staten Island. I Live in Hudson Cty and have never seen ass clowns like that.
6-09-2008 2:12 pm
all of these boys should be exterminated
6-09-2008 2:13 pm
I agree with NJchode, a tactical nuclear strike on home soil is required.
6-09-2008 2:20 pm
I grew up in NYC and have lived in North Jersey for 12 years and I don't see many of these guys...now, Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, Staten Island...that's a different story. From what I can see...North Jersey is mostly Latinos, Asians and African Americans. I also went to rutgers and I saw only some of them...but few and far between...
6-09-2008 2:20 pm
all of these retards are not from north jersey. they are from all over the map... unfortunately.
6-09-2008 2:27 pm
Central Jersey is devoid of these no talent ass clowns. They just attack our beaches. Ever been to D'Jais in Belmar. That place should be bombed off the face of the earth.
6-09-2008 2:29 pm
if anyone wants a good laugh, log on to njguido.com and check out the gallery...chock full o' doucheyness.
6-09-2008 2:30 pm
These douchebags are from Staten Island. I live in Belleville, and I see lots of guidos (comes with the territory) but none as bad as these guys. And a list of Jersey shit is lame if they mention the smell. We get it, its supposed to smell here. It only smells in East Rutherford and thats because of the swamps. Anywhere in NY constantly smells like piss, and PA smells like horse shit.
6-09-2008 2:56 pm
Yeah... just because they can be found along the central Jersey shores doesn't mean that these douches originate from there. They swarm in from Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark, NY-- hence the name BENNYs. At the end of summer in my hometown, we have "Bye Bye BENNYs" parties... although we'll welcome these a-holes back the next year, since they keep the money flowin'.
6-09-2008 2:56 pm
It should be stated that ALL these 'stero-types' (most of which are true) based on "NORTH" NJ people. The "South" Jersey people are normal and don't act like they're waiting for the season 7 of "The Sapranos". They live closer to Philly- Pa, Atlantic City, and Delaware. North NJ should be it's own separate State with it's own dialect!
6-09-2008 3:20 pm
Theory: White normal NY gets rich....finds hot chick in NYC, gets married....bish wants to move to the burbs so they head out to Jersey...have kids...daughters are naturally hot because of gene pool...sons dont have to work at all because dad is rich so they compete with stupid activities to attract women = orange muscle bound brain dead thugs with hot chicks...then they move south when they cant make their own bills...have kids...poor dental...south NJ population grows...repeat cycle
6-09-2008 3:42 pm
I've stopped telling people I'm from Jersey becuse of all the BENNYS..
6-09-2008 4:02 pm
"The hotter the chick, the bigger the douchebag." Theres a universal theory that coincides with this one; All girls are whores.
6-09-2008 4:24 pm
guidos are everywhere. they just all go to the jersey shore because, well, have you ever stepped foot on a beach in staten island? and you can't afford the hamptons with those tanning and hair product bills, along with the gym memberships and ridiculous outfits. i saw a GUY in PLAID CAPRIS at the beach. enuff said.
6-09-2008 4:51 pm
Can we get them to call a hot-line number to help them out. 800-MUST-DIE. Operators are standing bye to help/
6-09-2008 5:05 pm
yeah that is ALLLLLL NORTH JERSEY, seriously north and south jersey are 2 different states actually north jersey is all own its own... north has those DBags, south has inbred hicks.. cant win in jersey either way..
6-09-2008 5:57 pm
This is NOT all of jersey. These douchebags are hated by both NORTH AND SOUTH jersians - the REAL ONES. They are an abomination and need to be killed - without prejudice. Points for running them over at the shore this year.
6-09-2008 6:30 pm
I hope everyone knows that this roots in Staten Island and Long Island
6-09-2008 6:43 pm
The north shore of MA has a large population of these d-bags as well. Luckily they rarely travel through Boston to the South Shore
6-09-2008 7:18 pm
Im from central NJ and skinny and pale and not italian. I HATE ALL THOSE DOUCHES. But these people do seem to resemble the guys in seaside trying to bang underage girls. Let me say one thing though..Im in Portland OR now and Ive never met so many whiney little babies in my life
6-09-2008 7:34 pm
I have a Ph.D in anthronewjersianology and I can accurately say that these are pictures of 2nd generation Central NJites who's ancestors migrated from The Spaghetti Triangle (Bloomfield, Belleville, and Nutley).
6-09-2008 7:40 pm
GRAB MY HAND!!!!
6-09-2008 9:05 pm
This is how to spot Staten Island Douchbags,
6-09-2008 9:19 pm
Is that fake tan or blackface?
6-09-2008 11:18 pm
If I saw one of those things on my porch, it better say "trick or treat" within 3 seconds or I'm hitting it with a shovel.
6-09-2008 11:56 pm
Every one of these pricks needs a swift kick to the nuts, pronto. And oh for the love of sweet baby jesus! Those women, do they have no standards?
6-10-2008 2:29 am
i'm from chicago and unfortunately this d-bag look has made it over here..i've seen these kinds of f#cks outside clubs and other horrible places..i just refer to them as a.c. slaters..give a good laugh..a middle finger or two then crack open my PBR and bang hot bitches while wearing a fanny pack
6-10-2008 7:27 am
just for the record....there is no such thing as central new jersey. There is only north and south. people that live int he middle of the state try to claim there is a so called "central new jersey". If you associate with new york, you are north. philly you are south. The guys in the photo fit the profile of north.
6-10-2008 7:38 am
No, you are wrong, there is a Central Jersey, it is called Monmouth and Ocean Counties....trust us, we aren't North Jersey runoff, and we aren't South Jersey hicks. DO NOT associate us with either, we pride ourselves in this.
6-10-2008 7:40 am
why would we care what YOU douchbags think?!? it's obvious from the pictures that we get the hotties, and it's b/c we look, dress, and act like this. get yourself a slammin chick and then you can give advice on how to live. hahahaha
6-10-2008 7:59 am
I said yesterday I never see these people and... wham... I went to the Gold's Gym in Teterboro...holy shit...
6-10-2008 8:01 am
Hey Hey Hey don't lump all north jersey's into this category. The fact is this is one sect of North Jersey, and to be honest a lot of them migrate over from Staten Island, NY. The NJ Guido's ruin the jersey shore for the summer. That would be like me saying all South Jersey people are toothless rednecks.... Oh Wait.... they are.
6-10-2008 8:08 am
Can we just change the title from How to spot a NJ Native to How to tell it's July and your at the jersey shore?
6-10-2008 9:01 am
There are douchebags everywhere. I live in north jersey and it's like christmas for douchebags. Still, I think someone should find all these fags and ditch em on an island. I'd definately be better off. n.n
6-10-2008 11:58 am
I am the Jersy MAN! All fawking women bow down to my Jersey arse!
6-10-2008 11:59 am
I love it! jersey is the bomb man. Kdog rocks!
6-10-2008 1:14 pm
ahahaha! To all the people who mentioned that this is strictly North NJ, you're 100% correct. I live in North NJ also, and it's infested with these f#ckin' tools.
6-10-2008 1:14 pm
i didn't mean to imply that all of north jersey is guido. just that it has the highest concentration of them. its not to say south jersey is without its own issues, there are some hicks down here. Still, when people ask where i am from, i make sure i say south jersey around philly so they know not to associate me with new york/north jersey.
6-10-2008 1:37 pm
South.....I hear you...where I am from I try not to be associated with North Jersey/New York as much as I try not to be associated with Philadelphia...hence the reason why I tell them I am from Central Jersey. If you lived here maybe you'd understand...we have our issues with both cities, believe me.
6-10-2008 1:49 pm
WHY do these douches have to go to gyms? Can't they get their own gym where they can get all orange, use lots of hair product, and stare at themselves? WHY must I be exposed to these dumbed-down greaseballs on a daily basis? WHY???
6-10-2008 5:39 pm
While it may seem like they all come from Central NJ...it's only because they cross the Outerbridge from Staten Island in CNJ, onto their way down the shore. If you talk to any of these shore guido fags, almost all of them will have the standard issue SI accent and attitude. And the one's that aren't from there, like to pretend they are.
6-10-2008 5:42 pm
south jersey blows i hate philly kids... and its only small sections in north jersey... plus north jersey has way more class and way more money then south jersey and we dont want to be associated with those losers south of LBI
6-10-2008 6:02 pm
These pieces of trash are all from Staten Island and North Jersey. They come down and litter the beaches, throw rowdy house parties and treat others like pieces of crap. Bunch of spoiled weenies.
6-10-2008 8:25 pm
most of these photos, mainly the tan kids at the end are from belguim. Club kids. You jersey squirts. Your all so F-ing stupid. Quit moving to the Poconos
6-10-2008 9:02 pm
the argument about jersey is divided will never end. each side is to damn stubborn. we all can agree that guido's suck. they should all go back to long island, staten island, new york city, or anywhere outside of jersey. we want don't want you here!
6-10-2008 9:14 pm
these fuking oompa loompas.
6-11-2008 7:47 am
There should be a barrier/snipers perch at the Raritan Toll booth that prevents these fags from coming to the Shore.
6-11-2008 10:59 am
hahaha sum real funny ish right there
6-11-2008 11:22 am
Sooo shameful...When NY goes to war with you guys its all over...
6-11-2008 12:36 pm
I guess its safer to drink the water in mexico then it is in jersey
6-11-2008 1:20 pm
Hey...f#ck this North Jersey stereotype. I would like to introduce the North Jersey Itai stereotype.
6-11-2008 8:01 pm
haha... love this.. but it's true, they are from north jersey.. i am from atlantic city.. its not that bad down here
6-11-2008 8:08 pm
i need to get over there and show those girls what us buckeyes r all about
6-11-2008 10:05 pm
ohio??? i have alot of family from ohio. they are f'd up. new jersey actually has some of the freshest water in the world, well south jersey that is. look it up
6-12-2008 5:44 pm
No wonder I moved to LA New Jersey Sucks always has worthless people there
6-12-2008 5:48 pm
Oh god its so true I mean cheek those dopes out what they think there mobsters ?? And those girls can you say brain dead sluts most of them are nothing but hokkers with aids anyway thank god I moved out of there most every one else thinks NJ people are rude disgusting pigs anyway
6-12-2008 7:40 pm
i am from North Jersey ( Chilltown Jersey City) and we have very few of the orange colored sonic haired fags here, and the ones we do have are always headed to the shore for the weekend. We are planning on building a fence to keep them out but we dont have enough mexicans to build it. the hard looking assholes we have plenty of. we are trying to make a virus to wipe them out. may god be with us...
6-12-2008 9:19 pm
PA doesn't smell like horse shit. It smells like cow shit. There's a difference. EHOWA rules!
6-13-2008 8:53 pm
Welcome to Pennsylvania - America Starts Here!!!!!!
6-13-2008 8:56 pm
Sorry I forgot EHOWA ROCKS!!!!!
6-15-2008 5:30 pm
What a bunch of tools!! These guys do nothing for all the smack I hear people talk about Jersey except justify it. I hate that I moved away from Jersey, but these a-holes are the perfect excuse, if there is one. Send them all back to the Gotti Boy Clone Shop they came from and BLOW IT UP!!!
6-16-2008 9:47 pm
LBI is free of them come on down exit 63
6-19-2008 11:21 pm
used to live in central jersey. moved out of there just in time. all my old friends turned into stupid staten island looking assholes. monmouth county..that is where you find them..a ridiculous idea of a person
7-09-2008 9:06 pm
nothing says DOUCHBAG like an over tanned wop and a popped collar
7-10-2008 1:09 pm
Hmmmm, thats funny. I grew up in Northern NJ....Summit, NJ in fact. My parents both work on Wall Street, and we have a family summer house in Spring Lake. I went to a Private Boys School, my sister a private girls, and we both went to Ivy league universities....BTW, Rutgers U is for minorities. In all my time in NJ, I have never encountered these types. In fact, only when I leave Northern NJ do I ever see these foolish guidos along with Wiggers, and other White Trash. Typically in states like oh, all of the Midwest, West, and South.....soooooo, to whomever wrote this rubbage about Northern NJ, you havent a clue....and probably live in some lower income town in Missouri...or Long Island.
8-17-2008 4:36 pm
Jersey is the armpit of the US. If I wanted to go as Jersey for Halloween, I'd put on a Bon Jovi T-shirt, cover myself in glue and jump in a dumpster. Then I'd walk down the street singing Bruce Springsteen lyrics at the top of my voice. People would look at me and yell, "Hey look!!! It's New Jersey!" You know why New Yorkers are always so pissed off? Cause Jersey's they light at the end of the tunnel.
10-04-2008 11:20 pm
Guys-I have news for you all. Jersey sucks balls...doesn't matter whether it's North, South or Central. Dooshbags in every part of the state.....I left a long time agi and never looked back!
11-09-2008 4:11 pm
The Teflon Don is rolling in his grave
11-09-2008 4:11 pm
The Teflon Don is rolling in his grave
11-20-2008 12:01 am
that's practically blackface. what the cock is that shit about?
11-20-2008 12:01 am
that's practically blackface. what the cock is that shit about?
11-20-2008 12:01 am
that's practically blackface. what the cock is that shit about?
12-04-2008 12:30 am
Boz i f**king love you "If I saw one of those things on my porch, it better say "trick or treat" within 3 seconds or I'm hitting it with a shovel." omg i needed that laugh, like 3 mins straight laughing oh ya no comment on the NJ discussion except its funny as f**k im from Minnesota
12-10-2008 9:10 pm
I'm from Staten Island and I can honestly tell you that very few of those people are from Jersey. They are all from Staten Island, Bay Ridge, Bensonhurst, and Queens. They all just migrate to the Jersey shore during the summer and just make fools of themselves. Just go to the tiki bar in point pleasant on a saturday afternoon. 95 degrees outside and these dudes on steroids are wearing jeans with no shirts on. ok. we get it. you have big muscles. you're at the beach motherf**ker, put a bathing suit on.
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