How To Spot a Steroid User
By: keyshark Created:4-03-2008 List Contest: Staff not Eligible

 

With all the rampant HGH usage and its lack of side effects it's difficult to tell who are the truly committed and who are just posers. For that we did extensive research and came up with some specifics to tell who the real men are.

Pets: Can Squat 300+

This dog actually isn't on steroid but is super muscular because of naturally occurring mutations that silence both versions of the myostatin gene also known as Bully Whippet.

Back: Could Stop a Bus

This is one of the few body builders I recognize:
Dennis-James.com

Hair: People Will Stare

Food: Needs Monstrous Traps

Fingers: Have Biceps

Stature: Dwarfs HGH Users

This photo was posted by a user who claims to be a Photoshop expert. No shit.



Comments
mike231 (guest) says:
4-26-2008 1:40 pm

that is nasty


Knightguy11 (guest) says:
5-01-2008 9:25 am

90% of those pics are doctored. Funny though


(guest) says:
5-01-2008 11:54 am

whats wrong wit u foooooooooooooo


(guest) says:
5-01-2008 11:54 am

your


(guest) says:
5-01-2008 11:54 am

mother


(guest) says:
5-01-2008 11:54 am

like


(guest) says:
5-01-2008 11:54 am

that


(guest) says:
5-01-2008 11:55 am

to


Wrigley (guest) says:
5-10-2008 11:34 am

I'm so happy to see that there is more competiion in Chewing Gum these days. It amazes me that so many people want to look like our chewed up pieces of gum....


katie... (guest) says:
5-21-2008 4:20 pm

Did you guys know you could get really sick or harmed for doing that stupid stuff? If you want to get big then you can just work-out and not doing any harm to yourselves.


Debotchery (guest) says:
6-01-2008 11:58 am

Man these guys are bad ass. I want to be just like them. I want to have no balls. I want my movement to be so limited by balloon muscles that can't wipe my own ass. I want to pick a fight at the drop of a hat and then cry 10 min. later like a little girl with a skid knee. I want my leg muscles to be so huge that I can't even f**k. Rock on dreamers. Beefcake!!!


(guest) says:
6-02-2008 9:38 am

day r fucn fak man i cant belive it


fred (guest) says:
6-04-2008 6:36 pm

holy shit haha those guys are ripped


zesty (guest) says:
6-13-2008 4:42 pm

thats how i look like


(guest) says:
6-13-2008 6:15 pm

just joking i don't like that at all


NESSA (guest) says:
6-19-2008 5:12 pm

EWWWWWWWWW GROSS AND SICK


sN(.)(.)k (guest) says:
6-23-2008 9:26 am

That is sooooo f#*king cool!


mexico (guest) says:
6-23-2008 9:15 pm

hey, if steroids make your dick and balls shrink, and ur dick technically is a muscle.....what would happen if you injected steroids into ur dick? hell if some guy can have 40in arms i could at least have a 25in cock right?


mexico (guest) says:
6-23-2008 9:16 pm

what if i bench press with my dick? i can already do pushups....hmmm


hahah (guest) says:
7-19-2008 8:33 pm

hahahha mexico idk if youd have a 25 inch dick.... stick to male enhancers ahahah


(guest) says:
5-26-2009 3:55 pm

First off Terry wager, if u have a problem that serious, you have to find your "goods" and don't rely on the police, go higher, someone will do somptn about it, making that info public is pretty unprofessional of you, and yeah, what they did was unprofessional but you have to be the bigger person. 2nd, these "guys" who bulk up to the point that they can't see their own feet, or even over their chest, is just ridiculous, they were either beaten as a child and they are trying to scare daddy, or they were momma's boys and they are trying to impress mommy. Either way, when they get older, their bodies will break on them and they will look my dogs food after it comes out the other end, don't worry about them, they will deteriorate on their own


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