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| By: keyshark | Created:3-06-2008 | List Contest: Staff not Eligible |
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To get into college supposedly you need to be smart. However, all the frat parties, anatomy studying and debauchery can catch up with you and lead to some interesting conversations. Here's a list of conversations overheard at University of Texas.
You can't make this up...
At Dobie Mall, some guy on his cell phone:
"Yoda will die whether you feed him or not."
A girl in class:
"It's like a swamp in my pants..."
"If you ever want someone dead, buy 2 tickets to Peru and I'll take care of it."
Coming out of the business school... this girl is on her phone
walking next to me and she whispers into her phone:
"Hi, I groped you the first time we met. Would you like to grope some more?"
My World Literature professor (she is English) talking about how the
English don't swim:
"We live on an island--why swim? The water's there to protect us from
the French!"
"Well it had a little bit of semen on it"
Two girls at the bus stop near jester.
Girl 1: So...how was he?
Girl 2: He was like fucking ken doll!
at Kinsolving cafeteria:
"I don't like bagels. They taste like unhappy donuts."
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