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Playing the Odds: Who to Hit On
By: keyshark Created:6-02-2008 List Contest: Staff not Eligible

 

There's certain things to look for in a girl to increase you chances of scoring with her. The more of these a girl has, the better your odds.

This may be difficult while drunk, but add up all of the percentages here, and you'll figure out your chances of scoring.

Smoker +17%

According to a 1947 study titled Why Do We Smoke Cigarettes, smoking stimulates the "erotic sensitivity of the oral zone." That's exactly what you want to be doing.

Recent Breakup +28%

There's two factors that will play to your advantage.

1.) Every girl needs a rebound guy, why not you?
2.) Her self-esteem is low, and she needs someone make her feel like she still has it.

Revenge +46.5%

Guys cheat on girls, and they need to even up the score. This is one of the few times that a girl is actually looking for some action.

Tramp Stamp +21%

They don't call it a bulls eye for nothing.

Drunk +35%

As best put by Seth from Superbad, "Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have f'd that guy?' We could be that mistake!"

Skank Attire +21%

If the skirt covers 1/3 her thigh, her midriff is showing, and boobs hanging out....that classifies as "Skank Attire"

Girls Night Out -50%

Girls go out with their girlfriends to hang out. They have no intention of going home with you. Besides, you'll have at least one "mother" who will talk common sense into your target.

Out of Towner +36%

Girls want to hook up just as bad as guys do, but they have to worry about being judged. However, if they don't know anyone to judge them, they have one less thing to worry about.

Bar Tricks +18%

If she's showing off, she's trying to get people's attention.

Sitting Alone +33%

Girls don't go to bars by themselves without wanting to get picked up. Just make sure she's not hooking first.

Comments
skankman (guest) says:
3-17-2009 12:31 pm

For all you young guys. If a girl smokes, she "puts out" GAURANTEED!


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