Ronald McDonald's Downward Spiral
By: addict Created:7-01-2008 List Contest: July

 

From Britney Spears to Michael Jackson we've seen celebrities go on the downward spiral to landing themselves in a padded room. Now imagine that in addition to the limelight you had to eat McDonalds everyday....we knew it was just a matter of time before Ronald McDonald cracked.

In recent months we've gotten more images of Ronald McDonald's downward spiral and a glimpse in just how sick and twisted he is.

Started Losing Ability to Function Day-to-Day

The drug use started catching up with Ronald and it effected his daily life.

This girl went missing shortly afterwards though this was never connected to Ronald.

The Drug Use

It all started with using drugs and alcohol to cope with the pressure.

This was Taken Outside an Adult Theater

It was 2 blocks away from where Pee Wee Herman got busted. Despite the bad press Mrs. McDonald stood by him.

The Illegitimate Children

Ronald was a playboy who fathered numerous illegitimate children. It was never tough figuring out who the father was.

The Kirstie Alley Years

The alcohol and Big Macs took it's toll on Ronald when he ballooned up.

Mrs. McDonald Leaves him for The King

With all the women on the side, his marriage eventually fell apart when Mrs. McDonald ran away with The King. Ronald was devastated and finally cracked.

The Japan Sighting

After Mrs. McDonald left him, Ronald went missing for 3 months. Rumors were that he flew to Japan. Finally some evidence of his alternative diet showed up when a Japanese waiter shot this picture on his camera phone. After the weight loss from the Kirstie Alley years, we always knew he wasn't eating all Big Macs.

Arrested in Connection with 13 Missing Japanese Immigrants

Ronald eventually returned to the US. But his taste for Asia did not. His case is still pending trial.


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