The Ultimate Superpower
By: keyshark Created:7-16-2008 List Contest: Staff not Eligible

 

Let's settle once and for all on what the greatest superpower is.

Vote below for your favorite powers with the "+"/"-".

Superhuman Strength

Ability to have a level of physical strength higher than that possible by a human being in real life.

Pros: Tearing cars in half is fun
Cons: Short temper

Superhuman speed

Ability to move at speeds faster than a normal human.

Pros: Wouldn't have to wait in traffic
Cons: Constant disappointment in the bedroom

Shapeshifting

The ability to change appearance or body structure

Pros: Could literally live like any rock star
Cons: Syphilis

Telekinesis

Ability to manipulate and control objects with the mind, often in ways not visible to the naked eye.

Pros: Never have to lift a finger to get a beer
Cons: This becomes messy when drunk

3 - Flight
Flight

Ability to lift off the ground, to ride air currents or to fly self-propelled through the air.

Pros: Who cares about $5 a gallon
Cons: Tough to pick up chicks at 3,500 feet.

Invulnerability

Ability to be immune to one or more forms of physical damage or injury.

Pros: Having the balls to fight Kimbo Slice
Cons: You would get tired before hurting him

Accelerated Healing

Ability to heal rapidly from any injury

Pros: Could survive a season at QB with the Raiders' offensive line
Cons: Still getting broken every Sunday

Comments
Matter-Taker (guest) says:
7-16-2008 9:15 am

Taking matters into your own hands. Pros: Fixes missing entries on websites. Cons: Nothing matters anymore.


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