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Top 10 Reasons to Click on This Ad

By: bluedevil2k

Created:4-10-2008

We'll be straight up honest with you - the few dollar bills in our wallets come from our advertisements and clinging to the farout desperate hope that a few of you out there in the world will click on one of them. You KNOW you guys want to see Jessica Simpson's jiggly video - you KNOW you want that date with a Thai woman - unmarried guys, you KNOW you need a Chinese wife.

Yes, if you're reading this and thinking "man, they are really whoring themselves out", well I'd say "you are probably correct". But, if you are reading this site and laugh just once and don't click on the ad, aren't you just freeloading? And you can probably guess what happens when you combine a whore and a freeloader...about 5 seconds of uninspired and expensive sex, aka marriage.

Here are the top 10 reasons to click on this ad. CLICK ON THE AD!

10 - Google Has Plenty

Google's worth $145B, they can surely afford to spare a few dollars to me. Besides, I was one of those guys who said Google at its $80 IPO price was "overvalued" - karma owes me one big time!

9 - My Dad Was Killed by a Ninja

...and I need money for karate lessons

Ads don't click themselves!

8 - Carrie Underwood Took my $$

I gave all my money to Idol Gives Back after seeing Carrie Underwood performing in that outfit, and thinking I'd pay anything to "Give Back" to her.

You know you wanna click!

7 - Stealing is Tiring

It's hard work reading through all the other sites out there and ripping off their best material and calling it our own. Ahh, thank goodness for the lack of copyright rules on the Internet.

It is there, waiting, looking, judging!

6 - My Girlfriend was kidnapped...

and they're holding her for a $1000 random, and we're $998.28 short!

5 - You've Always Wanted to Know Who has a Crush on You

or watch that video of Jessica Simpson jiggling, or have never heard of the "EBay" site, or have never "Pressed the Love Button". Seriously, who thinks these ads up? No wonder click-through rates are so low!

Click on the Ad!

4 - We give you something to do for 5 minutes every day

and those are 5 minutes you won't have to spend working, so you owe us at least something for that 5 minute reprieve from your mind-numbing office work, right??

The ad is luring you with candy and funny stories!

3 - You can gamble on the over/under

Every contest is 10x more fun when you can gamble on it, which is pretty much the only way baseball is even tolerable in the least bit. Here's the over/under for this - a 5% click through rate. Do you want the over or the under??