Let me break this down for you:

1.) If this comes up, you should reevaluate your 1st life
2.) It's not really cheating
3.) She doesn't really look like Megan Foxx with a large rack. Don't be too upset

European men love stealing American women. Doesn't matter if they're a whale or not. One way to reduce their charm is to adopt a British accent. If you do that, the relative European accent isn't nearly as alluring to women.

If you're dumb enough to have a pool boy, then you are asking to get cheated on. Everyone knows that they are irresistible.

Alternatively, you can get a nanny.

From both episodes that I watched, all I know is that you are in serious trouble. Your best bet is to move to Alaska and keep her in the kitchen.

You're lucky to have anyone. You should just take what you can get.

It is greener. You should really look into a Goomah (if you are not in the mob, then just get a mistress)