European men love stealing American women. Doesn't matter if they're a whale or not. One way to reduce their charm is to adopt a British accent. If you do that, the relative European accent isn't nearly as alluring to women.

Let me break this down for you:

1.) If this comes up, you should reevaluate your 1st life
2.) It's not really cheating
3.) She doesn't really look like Megan Foxx with a large rack. Don't be too upset

It is greener. You should really look into a Goomah (if you are not in the mob, then just get a mistress)

From both episodes that I watched, all I know is that you are in serious trouble. Your best bet is to move to Alaska and keep her in the kitchen.

If you're dumb enough to have a pool boy, then you are asking to get cheated on. Everyone knows that they are irresistible.

Alternatively, you can get a nanny.

She's probably going to break up with you anyways. So, the best thing to do is have one final F-You. Something like sleeping with her best friend.