Let me break this down for you:

1.) If this comes up, you should reevaluate your 1st life
2.) It's not really cheating
3.) She doesn't really look like Megan Foxx with a large rack. Don't be too upset

From both episodes that I watched, all I know is that you are in serious trouble. Your best bet is to move to Alaska and keep her in the kitchen.

You're lucky to have anyone. You should just take what you can get.

The good news is that this is fixable. I got a few emails about it. I can forward them to you.

European men love stealing American women. Doesn't matter if they're a whale or not. One way to reduce their charm is to adopt a British accent. If you do that, the relative European accent isn't nearly as alluring to women.

Don't panic. This is a good thing. There is a good chance you can talk her into a three-some so she can "test" the water more.