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Why Girls Cheat and How to Stop It
By: keyshark Created:4-16-2008 List Contest: Staff not Eligible

 

Girls cheat all the time without you ever being the wiser (though it's never happened to me).

The Buge Hoobs crack investigation team interviewed* hundreds of girls to find out just why they do it and how to stop it. If you actually have a girlfriend, look for your situation and implement how to stop it.

* "Interview" and "watching TV" are synonymous

You're a Digg Addict

You're lucky to have anyone. You should just take what you can get.

She Actually Likes Girls

Don't panic. This is a good thing. There is a good chance you can talk her into a three-some so she can "test" the water more.

She's working on her next Investment

Girls are more business savvy than we give them credit for. Just like men are always on the lookout for a higher-paying job....so are they. You could always pick up another job at the Gap to keep them.

Personally, I'd just look for another up-and-comer. Here's a few: Hottest Gold Diggers

You're Cheap

Yes...you're a cheap bastard, but if you give a little ground here it'll save you a lot of coin to wine and dine the next girl.

All you need to do is let her super-size her McDonald's.

She's Moving Up the Corporate Ladder

Going from barback to bartender is a big step. You should really encourage her to get that coveted night manager position.

1 - Sorry
Sorry

The good news is that this is fixable. I got a few emails about it. I can forward them to you.

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