It is greener. You should really look into a Goomah (if you are not in the mob, then just get a mistress)

If you're dumb enough to have a pool boy, then you are asking to get cheated on. Everyone knows that they are irresistible.

Alternatively, you can get a nanny.

She's probably going to break up with you anyways. So, the best thing to do is have one final F-You. Something like sleeping with her best friend.

Yes...you're a cheap bastard, but if you give a little ground here it'll save you a lot of coin to wine and dine the next girl.

All you need to do is let her super-size her McDonald's.

Girls are more business savvy than we give them credit for. Just like men are always on the lookout for a higher-paying job....so are they. You could always pick up another job at the Gap to keep them.

Personally, I'd just look for another up-and-comer. Here's a few: Hottest Gold Diggers

Going from barback to bartender is a big step. You should really encourage her to get that coveted night manager position.