Sure UFC 86 looks like it'll be good this weekend, but to really be called the "Ultimate" Fighting Championship the fights need to be the "Ultimate" matchups that the public wants to see. And to be called "mixed martial arts" there needs to be a real mix. I've also suggested a category for each of these matchups.
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The Bride Advantages: Ability to get ass kicked and still pull off
Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
Achilles Advantages: He only has one weakness
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Daniel Craig Advantages: Realism
Sean Connery Advantages: Ability to not break a sweat in a fight
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Verne Troyer Advantages: Full use of Dr. Evil's weaponry
Midget Mac Advantages: New York will jump in if he starts losing
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Kimbo Slice Advantages: Sanity and a perfect record in The Octagon
Mike Tyson Advantages: Lack of medication and a taste for earlobes.
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Chuck Norris Advantages: Ability to push the world down on every push up.
Jet Li Advantages: Fanzi eagle claw...or as you probably know it: 翻子鷹爪拳
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Roger Clemens Advantages: He's tougher than his wife...and she uses HGH
Barry Bonds Advantages: BALCO
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The Narrator Advantages: Tyler Durden in his corner
Danny Vinyard Advantages: 30 lbs of muscle
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