The Real Ultimate Fighting Championship
By: Saban21 Created:7-02-2008 List Contest: July

 

Sure UFC 86 looks like it'll be good this weekend, but to really be called the "Ultimate" Fighting Championship the fights need to be the "Ultimate" matchups that the public wants to see. And to be called "mixed martial arts" there needs to be a real mix. I've also suggested a category for each of these matchups.

Sword Fight: The Bride vs Achilles

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The Bride Advantages: Ability to get ass kicked and still pull off Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Achilles Advantages: He only has one weakness
James Bond: Daniel Craig vs Sean Connery

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Daniel Craig Advantages: Realism

Sean Connery Advantages: Ability to not break a sweat in a fight
Roid Rage: Roger Clemens vs Barry Bonds

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Roger Clemens Advantages: He's tougher than his wife...and she uses HGH

Barry Bonds Advantages: BALCO
4 Feet and Under: Verne Troyer vs Midget Mac

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Verne Troyer Advantages: Full use of Dr. Evil's weaponry

Midget Mac Advantages: New York will jump in if he starts losing
Bare Knuckle: Kimbo Slice vs Mike Tyson

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Kimbo Slice Advantages: Sanity and a perfect record in The Octagon

Mike Tyson Advantages: Lack of medication and a taste for earlobes.
Martial Arts: Chuck Norris vs Jet Li

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Chuck Norris Advantages: Ability to push the world down on every push up.

Jet Li Advantages: Fanzi eagle claw...or as you probably know it: 翻子鷹爪拳
Edward Norton: Fight Club vs American History X

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The Narrator Advantages: Tyler Durden in his corner

Danny Vinyard Advantages: 30 lbs of muscle

  

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