His pre-Super Bowl output was unusually high (anything more than 1 post a week and we should be thankful). Now that his vaunted Pats have lost though, he can go back to being nothing more than the 2nd best football handicapper in his own house.

Admit it, there's something cool about a bunch of old guys sitting around who have nothing else to live for besides drinking chilled champagne every year. It's like your life in 50 years...minus the champagne and past glory of course.

Hey, when Tom Brady was the best QB on the planet, and he won Super Bowls all the time, he deserved a girl like Giselle. But even I can go out there and stink up the Super Bowl and lose...which by my reasoning means I can date Giselle too.

Because every discussion of the biggest upset in Super Bowl history always brings up Joe Namath and the New York Jets. And every time that comes up, you can automatically remember his most famous play on the football field...making a move on Suzy Kolber!

The Patriots offensive coordinator is 31 years old. If they won, he would have likely landed the head coaching job of the Redskins, at about $3M per year. Now you don't have to question your life and wonder why you, at 31, can't even make it to work on time every day.

Before, "tiki" meant only a Hawaiian god who liked to throw parties with fire. Now, its meaning has changed to mean "to make someone or a group better off by your absence or by leaving".

Think of how this new definition will come in handy. "I hated that bitch, I'm glad she tiki'ed me when she moved out".

Nearly everyone was betting on the Giants, and not just with the spread, but mostly with a money line of $300. Combine that with the under, and Vegas lost a reported $200M this game, their worst Super Bowl ever. This means discounted rooms and special promos for everyone, to get us to come back!! Sniff...they had me at "10x odds on craps".

She's the one on the left

Though we can't chant "1918" anymore, there's a certain ring to "18-1" that just makes you feel good inside

This is obviously the shortened version of the real saying "Douchebag assholes who think they're better than everyone else and wear hoodies to look cool, then cheat and stomp off the field before the game is over never win". You can see why they shortened it up.