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Who Would Win in a Fight: Sports
By: Saban21 Created:6-12-2008 List Contest: June

 

Every sport requires certain skills. But the real question is, which one lets you hit on the bouncer's girlfriend and not have all your future meals going through a blender. Vote below on what sport would win in a fight.

Rules: Unless noted, no sports equipment allowed. And fighting sports are precluded as they are trained to kick ass.

Horse Jockey

What makes them tough:

Let's make this fair, and give them use of their horse.

Advantages: With the horse, they have well over 1,000 lbs of muscle on their side.

Nascar Driver

What makes them tough:

They grew up on farms hunting deer and skinning rabbits.

Advantages: Lightning fast reflexes

Baseball Player

What makes them tough:

Being able to take 90 MPH fastballs to the scapula.

Advantages: Roid rage

Basketball Player

What makes them tough:

Basketball players are from the street. They learned how to street fight and that means fighting dirty.

Advantages: They'll break out a gun if they are losing.

Football Player

What makes them tough:

If two-a-days weren't tough, how about a 300 lbs defensive lineman hitting you from behind at full speed. Pads or not, there's a reason why there are so many injuries in football.

Advantages: They regularly take people's head off.

Hockey Player

What makes them tough:

Guys that take slap shots to the grill on a regular basis, and think nothing of it are tough.

Advantages: Balance. I can hardly stand on ice, let alone fight on it.

Rugby Player

What makes them tough:

Best illustrated by a story...An Australian rugby player Ben Czislowski clashed heads with another player causing him to lose several teeth, and break his jaw. He thought "Nothing serious, happens all the time". 4 months later he had an eye infection and shooting pains until doctors discovered the cause. One of his teeth was embedded in his head...

Nothing serious...happens all the time....

Advantages: Lack of knowledge that they are getting face caved in

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