What color are these uniforms exactly? I can only describe this color as "toilet bowl brown after a long night of drinking". I don't think you're going to be finding this color in your next box of Crayola 64 either.

I can only imagine the arguments that the guys in Nashville had when talking about this uniform. "What if we threw a big sabre-tooth tiger on the front of a jersey that's the same color as the tiger's fur." "What color was their fur exactly?" "Well, it was a grass colored brown to blend into the surroundings." "Excellent! That will look great on ice".

Seriously, guys, you're already going uphill here trying to peddle a 2nd rate hockey team on a city that would rather be strumming their guitar at a NASCAR race.

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